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I'm not really certain if you guys want to know anything about me. Maybe you're just like "eh, I don't give a shit, just post funny crap and I'll like it." Don't worry, I sometimes feel that way too.
I also don't know WHAT you guys want to actually know, so if I don't cover it here, then ask and maybe I will answer...and maybe I won't because I'm pretty scattered and barely remember to brush my teeth and put on deodorant let alone remember to respond to people. Don't be offended.

1] I am a mom to one stubborn, strong headed, absolutely crazy, 8 year old little boy

2] I am a single mom. 2a] that phrase totally makes me cringe, but it sums things up pretty quickly

3] I am now THIRTY years old. You can do the math on when I got knocked up.

4] I prefer to make up my own hashtags that are funny instead of popular and might actually get me more followers. #youredoingitwrong

5] I started #HOTMESSMOM because I figured my life was such a shit show, maybe other people would like to laugh at me too

6] I'm horrible at posting consistently [if you haven't already noticed]. I'll try to get better...or maybe not. Just being honest.

7] I have a full time job so adding #HOTMESSMOM is literally just adding something to the never-ending list of things to do. I'm not sure what the hell I was thinking.

8] I like to cuss...a lot. I have a really hard time holding back and I will only semi-try if in front of someone else's kids. My poor child is accustomed to it by now. [My child does not cuss. I know you were wondering]

9] I don't drink coffee...I'll let that sink in for a sec...Okay, you good? Even though I'm not a coffee drinker, I am a heavy caffeine drinker. I just fill the coffee void with Red Bull, Diet Coke, Starbucks Chai Tea, V8 Energy Fusion...literally anything except coffee. If I could I would, and often times I've tried, to survive on caffeine alone.

10] I live in California. So for those of you who have messaged me wanting to meet up, if you're not in that state then I'm sorry. We can still be friends though :) 

Most of all, I'm just a mom, one hot mess away from a mental breakdown


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